Whats the deal?!

i answered everyones question and only got one response :(

yeah so its been over a month, and lots of exciting stuff happened that im not going to tlak about here. BUT i am back at home where and WILL be returning to Windermere, at least for a little while.

and i also checked my footprints and theres some person checking my stuff out from california too Piper!

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all your questions.......answered

“what is the airspeed velocity of an unladen sparrow?”

To begin with, I needed basic kinematic data on African and European swallow species.

Although 47 of the 74 worldwide swallow species are found in Africa, only two species are named after the continent: the West African Swallow (Hirundo domicella) and the South African Swallow (Hirundo spilodera), also known as the South African Cave Swallow.

Since the range of the South African Swallow extends only as far north as Zaire, I felt fairly confident that this was the non-migratory African species referred to in previous discussions of the comparative and cooperative weight-bearing capabilities of African and European swallows.

Kinematic data for both African species was difficult to find, but the Barn or European Swallow (Hirundo rustica) has been studied intensively, and kinematic data for that species was readily available.

Because wing beat frequency and wing amplitude both scale with body mass, and flight kinematic data is available for at least 22 other bird species, it should be possible to estimate the frequency (f ) and amplitude (A) of the European Swallow by a comparison with similar species. With those two numbers, it will be possible to estimate airspeed (U).

Airspeed can  be predicted using a published formula. By inverting this midpoint Strouhal ratio of 0.3 (fA/U ≈ 0.3) shows that as a rule of thumb, the speed of a flying animal is roughly 3 times frequency times amplitude (U ≈ 3fA).

We now need only plug in the numbers:

U ≈ 3fA
f ≈ 15 (beats per second)
A ≈ 0.22 (meters per beat)
U ≈ 3*15*0.22 ≈ 9.9

... to estimate that the airspeed velocity of an unladen European Swallow is 10 meters per second.

“how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?”

If the wood chuck is Chuck Norris then all of it

"and second do you think it's possible that the da vinci code could possibly be right if you weren't a christian like you are?"
No

"If a chicken had lips, could it whistle?"
some could and some couldnt just like people

"do you have a thousand dollars I can borrow?"
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The Rules of Man

1. Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his fellow partygoers.
2. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
3. It is ok for a man to cry under the following circumstances:
   1. When a heroic dog dies to save its master
   2. After wrecking your boss' Ferrari
   3. One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into The Crying Game
4. Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.
5. Acceptable excuse for not helping a friend move
   1. Your legs have been severed in a freak threshing accident
6. Acceptable excuse for not helping a friend of a friend move:
   1. You'd rather stay home and watch speed buggy reruns
7. If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever, unless you actually marry her.
8. The minimum amount of time you have to wait for a guy who's running late is 5 minutes. Maximum waiting time: 6 minutes. For a girl, you have to wait 10 minutes for every point of hotness she scores on the classic 1-10scale.
9. Complaining about the brand of free soda in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. Gripe at will if the temperature is unsuitable.
10. No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man.(In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional.)
11. On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.
12. While your girlfriend must bond with your buddies' girlfriends within 30 minutes of meeting them, you are not required to make nice with her galpals' significant others--- low level sports bonding is all the law requires(sorry ladies, it's called a double standard because it's twice as true).
13. Unless you have signed a lucrative endorsement contract, do not appear in public wearing more than one swoosh.
14. When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may always ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.
15.  If you trap a woman head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment, she's officially your girlfriend.
16. It is permissible to quaff a fruity chick drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach....and it's delivered by a topless supermodel...and it's free.
17. Only in situations of Moral and/or Ass peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the nuts.
18. Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.
19. Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.
20. If a man's zipper is down, that's his problem---you didn't see nothin'.
21. Women who claim to "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to pick a buffalo wing clean.
22. You must offer heartfelt and public condolences over the death of a girlfriend's cat, even if it was you who secretly set it on fire and threw it into a ceiling fan.
23. A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.
24. Never hesitate to reach for the last soda or the last slice of pizza, but not both. That's just plain mean.
25. If you complement a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of soda.
26. Never join your wife in dissing a buddy of yours, except if she's withholding sex pending your response.
27. Phrases that may not be uttered to another man while lifting weights:
    1. Yeah, Baby, Push it!
    2. C'mon, give me one more! Harder!
    3. Another set and we can hit the showers!
    4. Nice Ass, Are you a Sagittarius?
28. Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.
29. Never allow a conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone; Hang up if necessary.
30. When a buddy is trying to hook up, you may sabotage him only in a manner that gives you no chance of getting laid either.
31. You cannot rat out a coworker who shows up at work with a massive hangover. You may however hide the aspirin, smear his chair with limburger cheese, turn the brightness dial all the way down so he thinks his monitor is broken, and have him paged over the loudspeaker every seven minutes.
32. Always split aces and eights. No arguments.